Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex Tank Top fallbrook Three yellow rectangular bars contain

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike

A bold condensed slab-serif reading "NEIGHBOR" sits below

Curved distressed white text reads "THEY SEE ME" across the top

"TOMBSTONE" appears at the bottom

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex Tank Top fallbrook Three yellow rectangular bars containDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels