Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mvb Distressed dark brown chunky serif

Distressed dark brown chunky serif text below reads "Gassquatch

"Crisco" to its left and "Vagisil" to its right

" above blue block text reading "HAMBURGERS

BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE

mid-swing with a panicked expression

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mvb Distressed dark brown chunky serifCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.