Frank and Stein's Bar and Grill - Unisex T-Shirt top80s1 So-crates himself would probably approve

So-crates himself would probably approve

Choosing cookie dough over confronting your childhood is just sound financial planning

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Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

Bold white block text below reads "BAKERSFIELD

Frank and Stein's Bar and Grill - Unisex T-Shirt top80s1 So-crates himself would probably approveFrank and Stein's has the exact energy of a dive bar where the bartender has neck bolts and a thousand yard stare and nobody asks questions. Open since 1931, which is either a prohibition flex or a monster movie reference, both equally credible. The Details: Green arched serif text reads "FRANK & STEIN'S" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Frankenstein's Monster with green skin, neck bolts, and flat top head, holding a foamy beer stein at a