I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy

Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy requires the same pre-game energy as the Catalina Wine Mixer

distressed white text reads "Smoke Brisket Not Meth

Before the Giants ever crossed the bridge from New York

Organized baseball arrived in a city still decades away from the big leagues

Beeks founding a security company is the most on-brand fail-upward move since the Dukes bet a dollar on ruining a man's life

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedyChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,