Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

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Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

giving working families somewhere to gather every weeknight

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tapeEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring