Kon-Tiki - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Tiki Bar - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and

Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

A white outline illustration of a Stratocaster-style electric guitar sits below distressed uppercase text reading "SELF TAUGHT

Curved white text reads "YOU'LL EAT LIGHTNING & CRAP THUNDER

and scattered small stars

Kon-Tiki - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Tiki Bar - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses andKon Tiki brought the Polynesian cocktail craze to Cleveland during the mid century tiki boom of the 1950s and 1960s. Amid Ohio winters, it offered an escape into a tropical world of rum drinks and carved totems. Places like this turned exotic fantasy into neighborhood tradition, one scorpion bowl at a time. Part of our Vintage Tiki collection, celebrating the defunct golden era bars of yesteryear. The Details: A large black moai head illustration