Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Inspired by Reverend Jim's driving

Inspired by Reverend Jim's driving test from Taxi

Distressed golden-yellow text below reads "PRONE TO SHENANIGANS AND MALARKEY" with a green shamrock beside the word "AND

Perfect for fans of Die Hard who know it’s the ultimate Christmas movie

Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure

" and "1910" flanking the mascot

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Inspired by Reverend Jim's drivingOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin