Wyld Stallyns - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL A stencil-style portrait of Cordell

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

A white stick figure depicted mid-fall with motion lines appears at the top

White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8-29-97" centered at the bottom

Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

Distressed white block text at the top reads "I LOVE

Wyld Stallyns - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL A stencil-style portrait of CordellRepping a band whose entire discography is air guitar takes serious commitment. Wyld Stallyns survived more timelines than actual rehearsals, and somehow that makes them more legitimate. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Distressed light blue circular swirl pattern sits behind bold, jagged yellow text reading "WYLD STALLYNS" in angular rock style typography with red drop shadows and dark red outlines. Heavy distressed texture