Sum Dum Goy Fortune Cookie Co. - Last Dragon - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Turning into a beast only

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Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

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Sum Dum Goy Fortune Cookie Co. - Last Dragon - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Turning into a beast onlyLeroy's quest for the Master ended at a fortune cookie factory, which is honestly the most Harlem thing imaginable. Wisdom hits different when it's crunchy and mass produced. Inspired by The Last Dragon. The Details: Distressed golden yellow brush stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO." A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies, red horns,