Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL featuring the iconic local landmarks

featuring the iconic local landmarks of yesteryear

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holding a golden saxophone with its feet

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Ray's subconscious picked the one thing that could never hurt us

Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL featuring the iconic local landmarksLoading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase