Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing The informational value is zero

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Declaring yourself reformed the night before senior year is the kind of optimism that only survives until third period

rendered in black and white with bright blue webbed feet and blue beaks

Bold golden-yellow text in the same weathered style reads "WITH HIS TEETH

Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals

Dick & Peter's BBQ Catering - Unisex T-Shirt nothing The informational value is zeroNaming your all sausage catering company Dick and Peter's takes a level of commitment to innuendo that most businesses reserve for the holiday party. The tagline about wieners coming out is just the tip. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "DICK & PETER'S" above a red curved sausage on a white fork, with white text reading "BBQ" on a red banner overlapping the sausage. Smaller white text reads "sausages" and "kielbasas" flanking the fork,