Meri-caaaaaw - Unisex T-Shirt pw Distressed white retro bubble-serif text

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

Burgundy text reads "PALISADES & BIRCH" beside a heraldic shield crest with four quadrants containing an "H

" with white script below reading "Watch out for that first step

drawing their name from the Illinois city's deep roots in the whiskey trade

" Two crossed white revolvers appear above curved orange text reading "SAN FRANCISCO

Meri-caaaaaw - Unisex T-Shirt pw Distressed white retro bubble-serif textBald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned. Somewhere a Camaro just started itself in solidarity. The Details: A detailed bald eagle head in profile, rendered in white and golden yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red, white, and blue striped headband. Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI " followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW."