Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL

Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL CORAL ESSEX" in the center

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

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Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

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Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTELListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading