George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt beach and small antennas cap the

and small antennas cap the Thunder Road above a CRT monitor viewport flanked by mismatched porthole windows

White serif letter "G" incorporating ascending vertical bars resembling a bar chart sits above "GEKKO & CO" in white serif capitals

California is a souvenir from a roller rink in a town that technically stopped existing in 1956

Hannibal's Cannibals played in the Illinois-Missouri League starting in 1908

which is convenient when your star pupil is a billionaire repeating elementary school

George Sloshington - Unisex T-Shirt beach and small antennas cap theFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads