Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Bowling averages being way up

Bowling averages being way up is genuinely the most ambitious benchmark any civilization has ever set

back when the town ran on silver and Saturday baseball

and that little town felt like the center of the world

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" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Bowling averages being way upReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his