Dark Helmet - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Block text below reads "BASEBALL

Block text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" and "CENTRAL LEAGUE

Dark brown script reads "Buckaroos" with a baseball swoosh tail

Earning your patch in the Loners Rebels BC requires surviving Large Marge and confirming the Alamo has no basement

and somehow these four dirtbags became the most honest friend group in Old Detroit

which is peak Midwest grief processing

Dark Helmet - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Block text below reads "BASEBALLDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white