Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns you

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

flanking the figure

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns youJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading