Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either side

a small pink nose

Teal Chinese characters appear at the bottom

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M flanked by a golf bagEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."