Skin That Smoke Wagon and See What Happens v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy I'm no dummy

I'm no dummy

Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue

Curved golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-UM" in the same golden-yellow

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

" with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork flourishes

Skin That Smoke Wagon and See What Happens v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy I'm no dummySkinning a smoke wagon sounds almost polite until Wyatt Earp rearranges your face with it across a card table. Frontier manners were basically just threats with better vocabulary. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: A posterized illustration of Wyatt Earp in a wide brimmed hat, mustache, star badge, and neckerchief stands within a desert scene with saguaro cacti, adobe buildings, mountains, and a large sun, all in orange, gold, and white tones.