Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

hoisting a glass of amber liquid

with zero cars and zero sympathy

Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT

bringing Class C baseball to a desert town still finding its identity

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with