The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas it's a doozy

it's a doozy

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

" Lower text reads "A SOLDIERS WAY

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas it's a doozyJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi