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and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

" "LET YOU DOWN

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4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M with a martini glass toDentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes. That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines. Smaller white sans serif text reads "RECOMMEND" above large halftone textured white block letters reading "HOCKEY," with two