Birthday Boy - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL A stencil-style portrait of Cordell

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey

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A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a single-story yellow-gold building with large windows and a chevron-patterned black-and-white palm trunk to the right

Cosmic justice hits different when your bully ends up waxing your family's BMW in the driveway

Birthday Boy - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL A stencil-style portrait of CordellJesus holding a balloon at his own birthday party is peak humility for someone who literally walked on water. Two thousand years later and he still gets upstaged by a tree and a guy in a red suit. The Details: Cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in a white robe and red sash, wearing a green and white polka dot party hat, holding a red balloon on a string. Red and green confetti squares scatter around the figure. Bold yellow text with a 3D shadow