If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat diner " and "Open Bowling Lanes"

" and "Open Bowling Lanes" in black and red text with orange and red horizontal stripes and a weathered texture throughout

" each line accented with golden-yellow drop shadows

" above golden cursive script reading "Orions" with a swooping tail underline

“It’s a sweater

Bring a fresh vibe to the holiday season—this is the holiday sweatshirt for anyone who keeps it real

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat diner " and "Open Bowling Lanes"George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.