The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black sans-serif text below

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

Sitting down at a card table somehow exposed more vulnerability than any Lambda raid ever did

Bold white serif capitals below read "NEWPORT BEACH" above "CALIFORNIA

Places like this turned a simple dinner out into an escape

where league nights meant something

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black sans-serif text belowJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi