What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp " above a cartoon illustration

" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

Distressed red text reads "COLE TRICKLE'S" at the top with green text reading "DRIVING SCHOOL" below

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

with white cursive script reading "Roll 'n' Bowl" across the center

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp " above a cartoon illustrationNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.