I Run A Pirate Ship Sweatshirt dreamer Wearing this funny shirt is

Wearing this funny shirt is basically self-care for women who are fluent in wit (and maybe a little petty)

or gifting to your sister who already claims best-mother status

Liability: none

🍕 Or had a stranger give you that knowing side-eye in the ice cream aisle

Meet the mom shirt that says what we’re all thinking

I Run A Pirate Ship Sweatshirt dreamer Wearing this funny shirt isA sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling. 50% cotton, 50% polyester Pre shrunk Classic fit 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex Air jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling Double needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hemSize guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 27 20 M 28 22 L 29