Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Company - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Logging and flatulence sharing the

Logging and flatulence sharing the same two-word phrase is proof English was designed by a committee of middle schoolers

" A vintage cartoon mascot of a boy in an apron labeled "Zim's" holds an oversized hamburger overhead

Distressed white block text reads "WORLD'S" across the top line

White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif text reading "GEORGE SLOSHINGTON

Distressed white script text reads "Callahan" above a downward-pointing triangular badge outline

Ned Ryerson Life Insurance Company - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Logging and flatulence sharing theNed Ryerson doesn't sell insurance so much as weaponize enthusiasm until your will to resist collapses somewhere around the fourteenth loop. Buying a policy is easier than crossing the street one more time. Inspired by Groundhog Day. The Details: Arched white slab serif text reads "RYERSON LIFE INSURANCE CO" above a halftone portrait of Ned Ryerson in round glasses and a fedora, mouth open in an exaggerated laugh. White block text flanking the